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“ yo-daddys-my-bitch:
“May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend....

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ocelhira

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby

damncommunists

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

surfshoggoth

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

mizzhabibi

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

s1n-pie

^absolutely

verdant-witch

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

blackpoeticinjustice

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

sm0k3-ring

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

sectual-tention

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

anar-tea

yesyesyesyes

virgils-jacket

7. White people explored the world and found every place there were people. They left absolutely no hole unfucked. And then they wanna complain when they can’t use their expired coupons CAROL.

8. I am a white people and I don’t trust white people.

Just a test for my digital art abilities 💕

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glitterslither

You need.. you need to unmute…

cobaltdays

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

colombian-jacob-49

This is perfection 😂

confirmance

blvcknvy

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

ceevee5

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

iliketallbrits-and-icannotlie

fartgallery

dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy different outfits for your posts

Source: fartgallery

If you ignore the face, then I did a great job on this.

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cocconutoil

MUSLIMS ARE GETTING PUT IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN CHINA

gay-thief-goemon

gwinny3k

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

deliciousstomach

Never heard a truer thing in my life.

bogleech

holy shit wait you mean being just morbidly terrified of doing anything wrong ISN’T necessarily the same as being “well behaved?!”

themuditaendeavour

Convenient children =/= healthy children

absolutely-walnuts

Convenient children do not equal healthy children

Source: gwinny3k

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unpicasso

probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

jadelyn

Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason, even though I joke with them that “I have no idea how to do that - but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I’ll figure something out for you.” I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills, “You do realize that I just like…google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don’t know how to do, right?”

But his praise didn’t change at all. There was no “Wait, that’s all it is?”

Instead, he said “Yes, but the fact that you think to do that - and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you’ve learned and use it going forward - is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it’s “just googling stuff,” but it’s still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don’t shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay?“

And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don’t undervalue your googling skills, kids. It’s not lying if you know you can figure it out.

cluttercrag

top tier search skills: finding the source of a rare meme

Source: unpicasso

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Convenient children do not equal healthy children